• Earlier today after my meeting for work.
  • Me : why is there a cooler in the back babe?
  • Him: open it
  • Me : "open the top"
  • Him : I made you lunch, it's not much but I thought you might be hungry after 3 hours since you didn't have breakfast either. Oh and I thought I take you to the California Science Center, I heard its really cool and I thought it would be a lovely date.


walking out of an exam you knew you failed